32 Wholesome Matrimony Memes for Long Lasting Monogamous Marriages (January 24, 2024)

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    Husband: *realizes I'm right* Do not say you told me so. Me: @oneawkwardmom J
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    when he says "my girl" ●●0 >
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    Husband: mind if I join you in the shower? Me, PMSing: @oneawkwardmom Get out of here you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!
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    Husband: Want to double date with my coworker and his wife next weekend? Me who avoids social outings at all costs: @oneawkward mom @themarvelousmrsmom 0 >
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    When I'm just trying to take 10 minutes for a shower but my husband needs to know his mother's birthday and my toddler is asking why I have a front …... @oneawkwardmom >
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    Mom and Buried @momandburied1 Him: Are you hungry? Me: Nah, I had three bites of the kid's> leftover pizza and a panic attack. I'm good.
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    Me wondering how I'm supposed to fit housework, personal time with my kids and husband and a mental breakdown into a two day weekend r @oneawkwardmom V = r²h 423 Ar C = 2Tr h
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy My husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month, and I just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, I'm making it 2 months.
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    Them: are you ready to party?! Me: @themarvelousmrsmom of @oneawkward mom >
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    Me looking at you.
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy ... How can my husband not know I'm angry> at him when I've told him I'm not angry at least ten times now?
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    Husband: You're just as beautiful as the day we met. Me: @themarvelousmrsmom of @oneawkward mom >
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    Husband: How was your day? Also my husband 3 minutes later: @oneawkward mom Please, one ridiculous problem at a time! >
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    James Breakwell, Exploding... @Xploding Unicorn We're finally in that magical time of year when no work gets done, no one knows what day it is, and the calories don't count. .. >
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    Husband: We have coffee at home. Me: This is why I don't bring you places. @themarvelousmrsmom of @oneawkwardmom
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    The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt Men's pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. > Women's pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don't like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the want, but only at this store. we
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    Jessie @mommajessiec [CHRISTMAS EVE 11:32 PM] 3 Husbands: How late is Kohl's open? >
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    Husband: Today was so relaxing. Me who did 10 loads of laundry: @themarvelousmrsmom < @oneawkward mom
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    Me tucking my kids into bed after they've been testing me all day long @oneawkward mom >
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    Martha Stewart At 81 @oneawkwardmom Me in my 30s
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    Husband, *winking*: now that the kids are asleep, we have time to... Me, already in my stretchy pants with Netflix pulled up: @oneawkwardmom < >
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    When he tells you he'll watch the kids while you shower but all you hear is screaming < @oneawkwardmom >
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    Do you guys ever think about how crazy it is that you're an actual mom with real kids that you're responsible for < @oneawkwardmon
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland One family activity we like to do between Christmas and New Year's is try to remember the last time everyone had a shower.
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    Me: I can't imagine life without my husband. I love him so much. Also me listening to him chew: @oneawkwardmom < >
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    My husband: ANOTHER Amazon order? Me: @themarvelousmrsmom r @oneawkward mom > 38
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy Me: I cleaned today so we're ordering take out tonight. Husband: Why? Me: I'll be taking no more questions at this time. >
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    Beside every husband is a wife who reminded him 87 times about these plans @oneawkward mom < >
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    My husband: Offers a perfectly reasonable solution to a problem. Me, who was just trying to vent: @oneawkwardmom J. >
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    Husband: it's not so bad. Me staring at the unwrapped presents, endless shopping list, and messy house: @oneawkwardmom 11 WE'RE AT THE ¡HRESHOLD OF
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    Husband: Why do you always have to be right? Me: Because I AM always right. @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom >
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy Husband: *texting me* Any chance we can skip that dinner party tonight? Me: *already in my pajamas* If that's what you really want.

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